So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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