I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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