Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress