I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.