The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
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Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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