weddingsv make me drug and hornr
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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