If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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