So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize
