We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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