he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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