Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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