are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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