Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Are we still banned from the library?
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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