is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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