i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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