real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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