the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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