found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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