The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Randomize
