They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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