2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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