just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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