What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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