yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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