well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.