Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.

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(850): View more from Florida

i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.

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(682): View more from Texas

There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops

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(573): View more from Missouri

I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.

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(314): View more from Missouri

It'll be just me and my penis against the world.

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(443): View more from Maryland

His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?

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(727): View more from Florida

We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is

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