Will you blow on my dice?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.