the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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