You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
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I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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