This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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