dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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