what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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