You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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