I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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