he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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