There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
