A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I just had sex on a roof
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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