I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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