Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
it glows. i had to have it.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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