Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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