the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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