Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
