What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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