people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Never joke about your clitoris.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
