i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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