Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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