just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
sarcasm needs its own font
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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