Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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