fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
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I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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