i was born a porn star she said
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
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I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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