I'm gonna have a badass scar
I'm really into asian looking animals
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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