I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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