these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
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We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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