what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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