i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I looked at my own cervix.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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