okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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